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free-stuff As Venezuela collapses financially before our very eyes, yet another example of how no socialist government has been able to survive and thrive, the progressives here ignore the warning, attempting to rewrite history and promising the American voters the world in return for their votes to power.

It’s ludicrous.

One of their issues is free college for everyone. Let’s not kid ourselves. Nothing is free. Someone has to pay somewhere. If you believe their argument that the rich aren’t paying enough, you can bet it will be them. But if you look at the way our tax system works, you know it will not be them. More than likely it will be Mr. and Mrs. Joe Q. Average-Citizen, those of us who work, pay taxes and follow the law, those of us who struggle and sacrifice to take care of our families, those of us who pay more taxes so illegal immigrants can pay in-state tuition in college while we pay higher fees for our kids on top of the higher taxes.

Down and dirty, that’s how it works. But progressives and liberals won’t say that. They’ll steal your votes like they steal your tax dollars. It’s a scam. They’re scamming us.

Another of their issues is student loan reform and loan forgiveness. They lump it together, but they’re actually two issues.

On the one hand, student loan reform, as it’s history demonstrates, is actually only changing the beneficiaries of the political favor of owning the debt to  the people in charge’s closest friends.  On the other, hand it is an extension of the outrageous Federal power grab that has been imposed upon us by the Obama regime . It’s really that simple.

But there is a whole other facet of student loan forgiveness to look at. What are we teaching our kids? Whatever happened to teaching economics and fiscal responsibility? Perhaps people who borrow a hundred thousand dollars for college with no prospects of repayment don’t belong in college. Really! Where does that sense of entitlement come from? Where are their advisors? But that’s the real point. Those advisers are telling them it’s okay, that they can borrow as much as they want since if they hold out long enough they won’t have to pay it back. Those advisers are hucksters for the colleges and creditors, selling their wares by reinforcing a false sense of entitlement. It all kind of sounds like how the Obama administration tells us that his doubling of the national debt isn’t really important, that the debt isn’t so bad, that it’s not a real issue at all.

Whatever happened to if you can’t afford it, don’t buy it? Whatever happened to no? Whatever happened to good old American ingenuity, to working for what you want and buying it when you can afford it? To being reasonable?

The scammers, those name-calling, division-seeking libs and progressives are teaching us the wrong lessons. No, it’s not okay to be irresponsible. They are not our saviors. Life is not fair and no matter what anyone says or does, there’s no way to even out the wealth. No power-grabbing progressive government can do that. They will tell you they can or let you borrow yourself into oblivion so their cronies can profit from your debt. But sometimes we have to shake free from their false promises and see reality.

Man is by nature selfish and greedy, and the selfish and greedy are in charge. Truman said that “An honest public servant can’t become rich in politics.” Follow the money. You don’t have to sign it to see what’s in it. You have to stick to basics and be sensible. Sensible says you read and understand before you sign.

 

 


From The Ghost Writer

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Rose and Carla came back after five. Murph had left the deck and pool area. He was watching a baseball game in the TV room.

When they were dressed and back to working, Keekah and Keelah had stopped in on Murph to see if he needed anything. He said no and was happy to be alone. Neither of them fussed with him. He was thankful for that.

He’d had a hot tub incident on a cruise once. He’d had a sauna incident at the Hotel St. Martine too, that one when he was a boy of fourteen, that one not a pleasant one, not one he cared to remember, but not one that was too bad in the scope of things. The hardest part of that one was not telling his father about it because he was afraid of what his father would have done.

Peaceful and even serene, he was dozing off when the hurricane hit. They each carried packages and Fred followed behind with more packages. Both of them tossed their stuff on the other sofa and plopped down on either side of Murph. Both of them put their feet up on the coffee table and slumped down into the soft cushions.

“God am I tired,” Rose said.

“Me too,” Carla said. “But we had fun, didn’t we?”

“More than I’ve had in forever. Tell Murph what happened.”

“You tell him.”

“You.”

“Let me watch the game,” Murph said.

“We almost got kicked out of this shi-shi boutique,” Carla said. “We would have too but Rose threatened the manager.”

“Not really,” Rose said. “I just told her I knew the owner and didn’t think she’d be happy if she found out her manager had thrown me out of the store.”

“The manager didn’t buy it so Rose pulled out her phone and started dialing.”

“That didn’t do it though,” Rose said. She thought I was bluffing. I had to actually place the call.”

“You should have seen that manager’s face when Rose called the owner by name,” Carla said. “She had a cow, turned all red. I bet she wet her pants.”

“Why’d you almost get thrown out?” Murph asked.

“I’m too embarrassed to say,” Rose said.

“Carla?” Murph said.

“I have to pee,” Carla said. She quickly got up and left the room.

“I bet her a thousand dollars she wouldn’t…”

“Don’t you dare tell him,” Carla said, peeking her head into the doorway.

“Do something,” Rose said. “Well, she did it and she got busted doing it, and it’s funny now, but I ended up losing a grand.”

“And I got all this great stuff on Rose’s money,” Carla said, returning and sitting back down, “without her having to buy it for me because she’s filthy rich and I’m not.”

“I don’t do that,” Rose said. “Ever.”

“Good,” Carla said. “I’d hate it if you did. But I did win that bet.”

“You sure did, love,” Rose said.

They both laughed, deep belly laughs.

“I’m happy you’re loaded,” Carla said.

“I’m well beyond loaded,” Rose said, correcting her. “And I’m happy you’re crazy, Carla.”

“I’m well beyond crazy,” Carla said.

“I’m counting on it,” Rose said.

They both laughed again, loud happy laughs. Then Rose called out for Keekah.

“Let’s get drunk,” she said to Carla.

“Plastered,” Carla said.


pigs-flyIt’s kind of hard to keep writing about all the crap going on around us. Truly. That’s because we’ve hit the point of absurdity. We are now continually bombarded with ridiculousness. Craziness and lies abound. This is not imagination or conspiracy theory. It’s a fact of our lives. But rather than confront them, many people stick their heads in electronic devices and hibernate.

The result of such hibernation may very well be the end of us. Some political scientists believe that all empires have a life span: Social Cycle Theory. Maybe we’re on our downturn.

Maybe it’s just the times. Maybe social media, electronic media and cyberspace have drawn back the veils that protected presidents in the past. Maybe the technological advances in the past eight years have revealed so much information it’s become impossible to make sense of it all. Consequently, things seem absurd.

Maybe I’m hallucinating!

Maybe it’s that the lies and deceptions have reached critical mass. They come now all the time and from everywhere. It seems we’ve lost control of the very government we are supposed to own.

So take a deep breath and sit back comfortably.

Remember Rob Ford? He was the crackhead mayor of Toronto. He was out of the closet about his drug use, and even being openly viewed as a crackhead, his antics notoriously portrayed in video after video on the news, he won reelection. Because of the law, the people of Toronto were unable to remove him from office. They could effectively neutralize his power, but they could not extricate him from office.

He was a pathetic figure. His antics were absurd, his actions and behaviors equally absurd. The people viewed him as an absurdity. The laws and regulations, in their inability to remove him were more absurd than he was.

Tonight is our first presidential election debate. Look at who will be on that stage.

Hillary went from dead broke, even in debt, as she said, to a net worth of over one hundred fifty million dollars, mostly while in public office and without either her or her husband having a business or a product to market. Together, she and her husband have been involved in more scandal than anyone in her camp would care to discuss. Currently, well, you know about the email scandal, now starring a crooked FBI and a head of the Lack-of-Justice Department who not only had a secret meeting with her husband but who has been offered her same job in Hillary’s administration. She lied about the emails, Benghazi, even her health.

Absurd? Absurd to have her as a candidate? You bet!

Donald Trump. A year ago no one took him seriously as a candidate. He’s not a politician, he answered a question about sacrifice saying he’d built many big structures. He’s an enigma and a caricature.

Absurd? Absurd to have him as a candidate? Maybe!

So here we are. We are the laughing stock of the world. The greatest country ever, the one everyone wants to emigrate to, has been reduced to the theater of the absurd.

Add to it the most transparent administration in history, the one whose only transparency is that it continually lies, about everything, about anything. The only thing it doesn’t conceal is that it lies.

Used to be we had two genders. Remember those days? Now the government tries to tell us there  are thirty-two, that a boy isn’t a boy and can use the girl’s bathroom. It also tries to tell us that if you identify with a different race or gender than what you are, you can be classified as that.

Absurd? You bet. Try identifying. yourself as poor on tax day because you feel that way. See how well that works!

Susan Rice, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Elizabeth Warren, Lindsay Graham, Barney Frank, Al Franken: they are more absurd than Rob Ford. They make Rob Ford seem normal.

So here we are, not in wonderland but in absurdity-land. Yes, despite his passing on, Rob Ford is alive and well in America, his spirit guiding our leaders and potential leaders on how to make America the ridiculous.

Oy Vey!


From  The Ghost  Writer

 

quill-pen-300x300Murph finally ejected his thumb drive and shut down the computer. He left it on a table by the lounge chairs on the deck.

In the kitchen he made himself a tall glass of iced coffee and he took it out on the deck where he sat comfortably, purposefully facing away from the glass enclosed pool. He was thinking about the work he’d done, about the project as a whole. He thought it was coming along well so far and he hoped this mishegas of a weekend would not get in the way. But it was bound to, he thought. No way they would be the same as they had been now that certain barriers had been shattered. In one way, he was sorry for the leisurely demeanor brought about by the skinny dipping. In another way, he was pleased that Carla and Rose had hit it off so well, though not so pleased they’d slept together.

If he thought about it, and he couldn’t stop thinking about it, there was just too much female  testosterone in the house. He wanted to slap himself upside the head for allowing himself to be cajoled into reaching under Keekah’s and Keelah’s housecoats. What the hell had gotten into him? He wondered. But then he thought about those moments and remembered it was no different, not really, from when he’d reached up Bea’s kitchen dress that time she’d sat on a high stack of lettuce cases out in the hall.

He was sitting down on a milk case. It was a sweltering summer day. The slight breeze blowing in through the screen door offered an oasis from the heat seeping out of the kitchen. Bea sat with her legs wide open. She was airing out up there, letting that cool breeze flow where it would. Murph had opened his shirt. He couldn’t help but look at her. The view of her white bloomers hugging her female essence was riveting. He was only twenty. At that age little else was on his mind.

Still, Murph hadn’t done anything. He’d sat smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer–things he did back then–while Bea reached a hand up there and scratched herself. Bea was in her forties.  Murph, young and skinny as all hell, was boy-toy candy to her. She saw him looking and asked him if he wanted to scratch it.

Murph, especially in front of the meat cutter, Henry Lee, took it as a challenge more than an offer. He wasn’t backing down. He stood up, approached her and helped himself to a long moment’s familiarizing himself with her most intimate place. Bea leaned forward and kissed Murph while he pushed past her bloomers.

Mary, the prep cook, who would become  become Murph’s lover, stopped it all by stepping out of the kitchen into the hall. “Ain’t y’all got nothing to do?” she asked. She stood in front of the screen door and fanned air into the top of  her dress with her hands.

“We’re heading to the hot tub,” Keekah called from somewhere behind where Murph was looking.

“Have fun,” Murph said.

Keelah appeared before him naked and still wet. “Look what you’re missing,” she said.

“Maybe next time,” Murph said.

Keelah leaned over him, dripping water on him. She kissed him full on the lips. “You know it’ll be okay with them if you join us.”

“I don’t know anything anymore,” Murph said.

 

 

 

 


From  The Ghost  Writer

 

quill-pen-300x300Murph told himself repeatedly he wasn’t going into the hot tub with them, but he wasn’t sure he wasn’t. He tried several times to get back into his work. That wasn’t happening, not with Keekah and Keelah romping around in the water naked.

The brown of their Haitian bodies glistened in the wet of the water. They both were mostly brown though parts of them were darker than their skin. He could easily see these. Knowing he was watching, they played with each other, copping feels and laughing joyously. They even hugged and kissed, really kissed. At one point they both sat facing Murph on the ledge of the pool making sure he could see all of them.

Keekah and Keelah were more heavyset than Rose. Rose, as Murph now knew firsthand, was cherubic, Rubenesque. And she was Rose, or pinkish with flesh-colored highlights. Carla was smaller and trim, more angular than curvy. She had darker tones to her colors than Rose, and she had a tight, almost kid-like butt. All the butts Murph had suddenly seen, quite unexpectedly and very much by surprise, were appealing, enticing, inviting.

Nothing is so simple, he reminded himself, his eyes riveted to the women parading before him. What happens to Carla and me now? He asked himself this. What about Rose? Am I supposed to…? And then how do we go back to work as if nothing happened? Where does it all go from here?

Sixty-four thousand dollar question, he thought. But then he remembered skinny dipping with Hank and Paula and Pam and others when he was in college. They all went back to their lives without their being naked together affecting anything.

Annabelle though, she was a different story since there had always been some sort of attraction between them, an itch they both knew had to be scratched. Sometimes, Murph thought, those things happened. Sometimes it was a free shot and you just had to go for it. That was Annabelle. She had flirted, teased, even provoked Murph. When it seemed as if her provocations were going unanswered, she made sure Murph saw her mostly naked and pretended she didn’t know he was watching her as she paraded through Jack’s house that way.

Jack, their mutual friend, was off to Florida for Christmas break. They were both staying at his place. To complete her full court press, she made sure they were plenty high and told Murph she was going for a shower.

“Be awfully nice if you did my back for me,” she said.

“I can do that,” Murph said.

They washed each other’s backs for three straight days, Murph remembered. He only went out once. He went by Doc’s house for drugs: acid, black beauties, Quaaludes and weed. Annabelle met him at the door wearing only high heels and a hat with a black veil. Some years later a song came out about a woman leaving her hat on.

I’m not going in that hot tub, Murph told himself. I’m not going near those two or the other two. I’m keeping my dignity and my sanity and I’m keeping to myself. He shifted in his chair, found himself a comfortable position and tried to go back into his narrative. Impossible, he thought. He closed his eyes and demanded of himself that he concentrate. What he saw in the bright-dot darkness nearly drove him to tears.


From  The Ghost  Writer

 

quill-pen-300x300Carla and Rose left at eleven, excited and giggling like two teenagers off to the mall by themselves for the first time. They each wore jeans and low-cut tops. Each sported high heels. They both looked mighty sexy. Both kissed Murph bye and bid him have a good day of work. Fred had prepared the car and was at the ready.

Murph had started work after the ladies left him at the breakfast table. By the time they’d finished eating, their towels had completely slipped away from their bodies so they both sat naked before him. He’d watched them swim and had himself eaten while they’d played in the pool. Keelah had come out to clean and wash the table. She’d come out a second time to set it for lunch.

At one Murph had a tuna tommy down with French fries. He was reminded of when he was eighteen and working in Manhattan. Every day he ate lunch in a coffee shop. “Tuna tommy down,” the waitress called out for his order. That place had the best goopy tuna laced with celery and mayo. The fries were always crispy and hot. He’d relished that meal, ate it every day for weeks at a time.

Should have kept that job, he thought, finishing up his sandwich. It had started as a summer job, full time. He’d completed his first semester at Queens College, having begun in mid-year because he’d graduated high school early. They’d offered him ideal terms, any twenty hours. He could pick the days and times, and they’d pay him his full time salary, teach him the business and give him raises regularly.

Should have done lots of things, he thought, and not done lots of things too, he thought. This one, not keeping this job, was a minor regret, one not even making the regret scale. He hadn’t thought about it in forever, and he wouldn’t have thought about it now if the tuna hadn’t been goopy and laced with celery, if the juices from the tuna hadn’t run over his plate like they had there.

Keekah cleared the table and again reset it for later. She brought him freshly brewed coffee the way he liked it and asked if there were anything else he needed or wanted. He said no and went back to work. She told him to call out if he changed his mind, but he was ensconced in his work, the telling of Rose’ s story. Thus far, Rose had gotten through the dealings with her family, but they had not started with her husband’s story and her marriage. Rose’s husband had died from a coronary some ten years ago.

Murph’d only recently begun a narrative, but Rose had not addressed what she wanted as an end product, so he felt as if he were shooting in the dark. In fact, Carla, always the more direct, always more brash, blunt and much less unafraid, had told Murph she would query Rose about the desired end product. In part, that was why he’d made the meeting for the two of them.

He’d had no idea it would move in this direction. Brunch a week ago had led to the weekend here now, to Rose and Carla’ s skinny dipping and sleeping together without him last night, to their doing whatever it was that they’d done, to their skinny dipping for him to see this morning, to their letting their towels fall away from their naked bodies in front of him at the breakfast table.

Goddamn, he said to himself. He wanted to get this project under his belt without any complications. Didn’t seem as if that was happening.

About three, Keekah and Keelah came out on the deck. “We’re going swimming,” Keekah said.

“In the raw,” Keelah said. She winked at Murph. “We’re not drawing the curtains either.”

“Hot tub after the pool,” Keekah said. “There’s plenty of room.”

“Have fun,” Murph said. “I have work to do.” He watched them as they went in and disrobed by the pool. He watched them head into the water. He saved his work in case he was unable to get back on track, but he told himself in no uncertain terms that he wasn’t going into the hot tub.


From The Ghost  Writer

Murph planned to work all day on the deck beside the indoor pool. The pool enclosure had two sets of sliding doors which led to the deck. The rest of it was insulated glass panels. Rose had decorators pick tapestry-like curtains to cover all the glass. They were on sliding tracks which were electronically controlled. There was even a remote control.

He had not brought his laptop because Rose said she had many of them all kept up to date by her computer service. Rose had made a phone call and the service had brought over two machines. Murph chose one and set it up. He found it ready to go, a spiffy state of the art thing with lots and lots of RAM. All he had to do was plug in his thumb drive.

Rose and Carla romped about in the pool while he ate his breakfast. He sat so he could watch them, and he thought they went out of their way a little to put on a show for him. Keekah stood and watched awhile too. She’d brought Murph fresh orange juice and a pitcher of coffee for the table. As she watched she’d sidled up next to him and pressed herself toward him so that without much effort his hand could brush up on her buttocks. He helped himself to a generous feel, and to his surprise, she pressed on his hand.

“I ain’t wearing no bloomers,” Keekah said. As she said this, she lifted the house dress just a touch for him, to give him the go ahead.

Murph slid his hand upward along the back of her thighs but as he was about to explore the uncharted territory Keelah walked in.

Keelah was not her sister’s double but the resemblance was obvious. She was a year younger and she and Murph had met just yesterday for the first time. She had reminded him that she would be the one cleaning his and Carla’s apartments and that she still needed keys.

“Caught you,” she said to her sister. “Ain’t you got no shame?”

“None whatsoever,” Keekah said. Then, “Go on, take a good feel,” she told Murph. “You can feel her too so she don’t feel slighted.”

Murph began to explore the area while Keelah poured herself some coffee. Like Murph and her sister, she watched Rose and Carla in the pool.

“Some boys got all the luck,” she said.

“You think?” Keekah said.

“Why, what you think?”

“I think this boy got a nice touch.”

“Let me see,” Keelah said. She stood on the other side of Murph, took his free hand and guided it where she wanted. “You sure this is okay?” she asked.

“Who you asking?” Murph said, “me or her?”

“Them,” she said looking to Rose and Carla who were just getting out of the pool. Miss Carla more than Miss Rose since she’s your woman.”

“Don’t Miss Rose look happy?” Keekah mused.

“More than I’ve ever seen her,” Keelah said.

Before the sisters started back into the house, they told Murph they’d be around for anything he needed or wanted during the entire weekend and said they’d bring out breakfast for the women.

“You do have a good touch,” Keelah said winking at Murph.

Rose and Carla came to the table wrapped in towels. They did look happy, Murph thought. Carla poured coffee for Rose and herself and neither of them bothered to cover up when their towels slipped away from them as they sat with Murph.

 


From The Ghost Writer

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“Did you like looking at my sister and me?” Keekah asked when Murph walked into the kitchen for coffee Saturday morning. “You stood there long enough.”

Murph didn’t know what to say. He was embarrassed, taken aback.

“Caught with my hand in the cookie jar,” he said, trying to pass it off.

“Well did you?”

“I don’t know what to say.”

“I liked being watched. So did my sister. You should have joined us in the hot tub. We’d have given you something to write about. You could have had some cookies.”

“It’s never too late.”

“Maybe. How’d you sleep?”

“All alone.”

“Well they’re not down yet. See, I told you last week Miss Rose had taken to Miss Carla. Maybe it’s more than that. Would you mind?”

“I don’t know. I don’t want anything interfering with our work.”

“Work, shmirk,” Keekah said. She laughed. “Just kidding, well at least a little. This is life and life trumps work. Rose needs a friend. A lover wouldn’t hurt either, male or female, as long as they care about her. And I mean really care.”

“What’s on the agenda for today?” Murph asked.

“I have no idea. Keelah and I have some cleaning and straightening up to do and then cooking, of course. I don’t think you meant us though, did you?”

“I’m interested, you know, but I really meant with them.” Murph topped off his mug even though he hadn’t nearly finished the coffee inside. “I’d like to get some work done, so I’m hoping they’ll be out most of the day.”

“Keelah and I plan to have a swim before we start dinner.”

“That sounds nice.”

Keekah winked at Murph. “Spring is in the air,” she said. Then, “It’s really nice out on the veranda or on the deck off the pool. I’m making eggs and bacon and sausage, all that. I’ll bring you a plate.”

Murph was just settled on the deck when Rose and Carla, both barefoot and in terry robes, joined him. They each carried coffee.

“Morning sweetie,” Carla said. She leaned down and kissed him.

“Good morning Mory,” Rose said. She leaned down and kissed him too. “Sleep well?”

“Actually I did. What about you two?”

“We had a most pleasant night,” Rose said. “You could have joined us if you’d sought us out.”

“You could have slept between us,” Carla said. “We both would have enjoyed that. We think you would have too.”

“I thought you needed to get to know each other, that you probably had things to talk over.”

“We did,” Rose said. “But it didn’t have to exclude you.”

“It’s better this way,” Murph said.

“You sure?” Carla asked. She disrobed and paraded nude for Rose and Murph. Then she loosened the tie on Rose’s robe. Rose let the robe fall away from her. Carla kissed Rose, a long deep kiss.  “I’m taking a swim,” she said.

“Meet you in a minute,” Rose said. She bid Murph make room for her and sat herself in his lap. She kissed him then led his hands over her body. “Seems we’re moving in a slightly different direction,” she said. She smiled as she guided his fingers where she chose. She kissed him, long and deep. “I’m going for a swim now,” she said.

A moment later Keekah brought his breakfast plate. Murph wasn’t hungry but he ate out of nervousness.

 

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From The Ghost Writer

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Rose and Murph sat down on the sofa together, more like plopped down. Carla had gone up to shower and go to bed. Carla and Rose had started drinking before dinner and had giggled like kids throughout the meal. Keekah and Keelah told Murph they’d never seen Rose like this before, ever, and they’d been working for Rose for more than fifteen years. Fred, the chauffeur, concurred, and he told Murph he thought it was not only humorous but it was healthy for Rose too.

Before dinner, Rose and Carla had stripped naked and gone swimming in the indoor pool. Even though Rose had not been to the house through the winter, Keekah and Keelah had come out regularly, and Rose kept a pool service throughout the year. The water was warm, clean and lovely, the house was open and aired and ready for the rest of the spring and summer. Murph had stood off to the side and watched them, seeing Rose undressed for the first time. He’d been invited to join them but had declined.

After the swim, the women had taken a sauna. They sat naked together, talking and laughing, goofing on Murph and other things. Carla was shy, not about the nakedness or anything regarding the physical intimacy she and Rose seemed to be building, but regarding money. Here she was just a regular working woman of modest means, not wanting for anything and settled with enough for the rest of her life, but there was Rose, worth about ninety million dollars, with homes in Paris and London as well as here on the Island and there in Bayside. No way she could reciprocate with things, and this made her uncomfortable. It didn’t stop her from rubbing Rose’s back in the sauna, or her front for that matter as they oiled each other, and it didn’t stop her from copping feels of Rose and Rose responding in kind and both of them giggling like high school girls as they felt each other up playfully.

“I’ve had a wonderful day,” Rose said. “Carla and I had great fun. Tomorrow you’re swimming with us and joining us in the sauna.”

“We’ll see about that.”

“Yes we will. It’s already decided.” Rose rested her head on Murph’s shoulder and leaned up against him. “I’m dying to see you in your birthday suit.”

“Don’t hold your breath.”

“We’ll see what happens.”

“Yeah, we will. What else did you two talk about?” Murph asked.

“Everything. The project we’re doing, plans for new projects, life, sex, love, politics. She loves you very much.”

“I love her too.”

“I know . And Carla knows. She’s very outspoken and daring as well. I think she and I might become good friends. We’ve had some interesting banter and some interesting little explorations.”

“Anything I should know about? What new projects?”

“In good time.” Rose snuggled up closer. “Carla said I could snuggle with you. She said you and I could do a lot more too.”

“Like what? Did you forget we have a project to finish together?”

“I haven’t forgotten anything. Carla seems to think we’d do better if we have nothing between us.” Rose stroked Murph’s thigh softly, suggestively. “Nothing,” she whispered.

“I think we’re doing fine just as we are.”

“You would,” Rose said. She turned and kissed Murph on the cheek. “I think I’ll join Carla in the shower. See you in the morning or maybe later. Who knows?” She stood up, leaned down over Murph and kissed him on the lips. “Nite,” she said.

“Night,” Murph said. Watching her head toward the stairs, he wondered how he’d gotten roped into the weekend. Before going up to bed, he went to take a look at the pool. To his surprise, Keekah and Keelah were swimming. He stood off to the side and watched them, doing his best to remain unseen.


From The   Ghost Writer

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Fred picked up Carla and Murph at eleven-thirty. Carla had planned to work in the morning but had changed her mind and taken the whole day off. Rose was ready and waiting when they got to her house and off they went on their adventure: the two senior citizens and Rose, herself nearing sixty. Fred drove fast, but not too fast.

Rose and Carla spent the entire ride plotting the weekend. Murph read, eavesdropping on the conversation, wondering how he had let himself get roped into this craziness. He heard them planning: a Saturday shopping spree with lunch out, then a late afternoon swim and sauna, a cozy, intimate dinner with candlelight and lots of wine, and finally a late night swim followed by lounging in the hot tub.

He had to admit to himself that it sounded really good, too good, he thought. But it was no longer up to him and it certainly was not in his control. The control part had slipped away when despite his inclination and better judgment he’d succumbed to Rose’s insisting he introduce her to Carla.

That had happened a week ago Sunday when they all had brunch at Rose’s house in Bayside. Murph was hoping they’d go out for the meal but Rose, as she almost always did, ordered in. Keekah, the housekeeper, picked up the food and handled everything from setup to cleanup. After the meal, they sat at the table chatting over coffee, Murph and Rose occupying the same seats as when they worked, and when they all finished their coffee, instead of adjourning to the salon Rose took Carla out to the yard to show her her flower corner.

Murph sat by himself in the salon. Keekah brought him another coffee then sat with him a moment.

“She seems to be taking to your Miss,” Keekah said.

“You think?”

“Oh, definitely.”

“Well that’s good, I suppose.”

“My word, it surely is. Miss Rose doesn’t have a single friend that I know of. And that woman’s a saint, let me tell you. When my sister and I came here and she hired us, she paid us weekly, not maid’s wages but five times that. Then she helped us bring our mother here and she paid out of her own pocket for us to have medical insurance. When my mother was diagnosed with cancer, Miss Rose sent us to the best cancer hospitals, paid all our expenses and paid our salaries even when we didn’t work. Isn’t anything we wouldn’t do for her.”

“Loyalty is a great quality,” Murph said.

Keekah had left him and when he, Carla and Rose were together again they drank iced tea out on the sun deck, Rose talking about the twins and her quiet life despite the flats she owned in London and Paris. After the iced tea, Rose took Carla by the hand and led her through the house showing her the antiques she owned.

That night, Carla told Murph she and Rose had made plans to spend the next weekend out on the Island. Then she fell off to sleep. Murph hadn’t been able to sleep and ended up on the living room sofa.

They were almost there when Rose told Carla her plans for the afternoon. They’d get settled, have a snack, take a swim and a sauna, have a late supper. It sounded great, just not what   Murph wanted.

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